USS Kerry, the Downwards Slide Begins

The stern of the USS Kerry has been vertical in the water for a few days now. It seems the last bulkhead finally burst that was keeping the wretched thing afloat. You might say Capt. Talltales kicked it in himself or perhaps was just trying to scrap Al Qaqaa off his boots. Dubya said, "Oh no you don't! You own this pal!" (Requires NYT login)

The blogosphere is hanging all over this like a cheap suit (thankfully) here, here, and here. As much as I chastised myself earlier for having too much fun at Kerry's expense before, I just can't help myself. The man is a menace who couldn't be trusted in the Oval Office for the next four years. At least to not preserve safety for me and mine