USS Kerry Bow Starts Breaking Away

Did you hear that screeching today? Well it was either metal tearing or the hole under skipper's "opinionated vife's" nose spewed this. The boat's stern up and his wife starts jumping up and down on the stern adding dynamic resonance to the midship strain. As if Kerry hadn't alienated the United Nesters of America enough!!

Or if you're tired of the nautical references try this rip off of a internet joke on job performance evaluations: "This candidate has hit rock bottom, so his wife pulls out the pickaxe." I vividly remember the time the fetching Mrs. Guano (not her real name) corrected me regarding stay at home moms as "working out of the house." Billionairess' and spoiled brat kept men wouldn't ever get that.